Thursday, April 17, 2008

Looking for Volunteers

So last weekend I went rappelling with my young women. I decided to let loose and eat as much junk food as I could find. This included Cheetos, M&M's, Milky Way, licorice, fruit snacks, and Mountain Dew, oh yeah, throw some Tater Tots in there as well. Disguisting I know. It's not surprising that around midnight my body went into shock and I started throwing up. I pretty much spent the whole night making phone calls on the porcelain telephone, if ya know what I mean. It was during this time that I started remembering the horrors of pregnancy. Those of you who think that pregnancy is a beautiful and magical time clearly have not spent enough time with your head in a toilet. It's such a dilemma for me because I want more children, but I just don't want to have to grow them in my uterus for nine months. Which is why I'm looking for a volunteer to be my surrogate. Doesn't that just seem like a perfect solution to my problem? I get Jeff and my genes, but none of the drama of pregnancy. Too bad I don't have 50 grand. Hey, a girl can dream right? Maybe Jeff will become a millionaire chiropractor and then I can pay some cute, baby-factory of a girl to bear my children. Well, until then, I better suck it up and get used to the idea of being pregnant again (if I do indeed decide to have more children).

4 comments:

Josh and Brittany Redd said...

Josh said he will volunteer. Did you see that thing on Oprah? Haha!! Josh came home and told me about how you got sick, and that Jeff got sick the week before. Last weekend Josh and Jeremy ate a whole pizza to themselves, and I got sick just watching them.

Jonah & Aja said...

u crack me up. No, this comment does not count as a volunteering.

The Young Family Inc. said...

ask Auntie Jo?

Amy said...

How about I give you another toddler instead of a baby? :)